Oh! Trustee. Humble friend. What would life be without you by my side (literally)?
You have undeniably always been the one to safe keep valuables without which I could never get out of my house. My berry fragrant chapstick will eternally be grateful for always keeping it in one piece.
As much as you hate the never-ending myriad of sounds that my phone makes, this mutual love-hate relationship between you two will stand the test of time and climate change. The wallet and keys will always be the ideal relationship that makes you and I believe that soulmates do exist.
Nonetheless, for all the other little things that you have permitted me to stow away into the corners of your heart, trustee handbag, for you will always be the first and last thing I think of in a day.