Sabre-toothed cats are no more, and we are safe.
My hurt, my sole, I'm sorry you had to go through this.
Or maybe all you need is mutton kebab.
Kebabs come in different types, which one are you?
Eggs don't go well with kebab, despite various sources citing so.
Water is where life is birthed, but is it clean.
Eh, this kebab has been burned, but I will enjoy it nonetheless.
Eviscerate the weaklings, who dare not devour kebab.
Da noob riding across Danube, hear me.
Never have I ever had kebab that tasted as good.
Oh well, some days are like this, no kebab and lots of work.
What do you think about my new pet, cat?