Racing against time is futile.
Education is very important, but exams? Not so much.
Vanity will take you to new heights.
Of all the cafes, in all the world, don't walk into ones without Wi-Fi.
Lament is good. It's a great way to kill time.
Unquestioned respect of authority is a well known aesthetic.
That picture on Facebook you accidentally 'liked' is the reason you're not getting any replies.
Stolen jokes aren't funny when everyone knows that they are, in fact, stolen.
Stay away from cats this week. You've been warned.
Naysayers never have the last laugh. But believers might never laugh at all.
You might be inclined to think you can swim. You would be wrong.
Try to make a decision stick longer than the show you're watching when you came up with said decision.