Bougie high school student “destroys” socialism
Tajuddin Akhmed, a student of Popomir Government High School, recently put socialism on blast on his Facebook live, where people talk about things they don't really understand.
At some point in Akhmed's life, the self-proclaimed Marxist-feminist, grew disillusioned and took a turn for the better, according to him.
"WORK HADER," screamed Tajuddin to all his 69 viewers. "Look what happened to Che towards the end. The revolution never stops; it just transforms, transcends," he said.
"If you all worked harder, then maybe you wouldn't be complaining all the time!!"
Tajuddin Akhmed, a student of Popomir Government High School, is the "owner and photographer at Raja's photography" and "Brand Manager at Self".
His tirade came after he came across one too many anti-capitalist posts shared by his friends and followers. With a two-adjective political ideology, there was no way he would miss the chance to act the fool.
"You all keep trying to knock capitalism, but all you want are handouts!" said Tajuddin, before continuing, "You've never done a day's worth of hard work in your life and yet you sit there and complain! If you don't like your jobs or what you're getting paid, just go work somewhere else. It's a free country!"
He then took a pause to ask his maid for some tea and berated her for not wearing a mask.
"Everyone hates Joshim Bashon so much. They want him to give away all the trillions of dollars he made with this HARD WORK. Why? What's the point? He is the ultimate example of why capitalism is the best system, in which ones who work the hardest always prevail!" he screamed.
"I came across a sponsored post on Facebook telling me about unlocking my true potential. The twenty seconds of that video truly opened my eyes. The only path to success is to be a visionary, and before you say anything, no you don't have to be an ophthalmologist to be visionary, I was confused too. It means to put in the 200% hard work and passion."
The viewer responses had started coming in at this point, and the one that Akhmed chose to address first asked him about his loathing for socialism.
"Bro, you don't understand. You all keep saying socialism is so good, but look what it ACTUALLY does. Look at what that guy Marx and Adolf did to Germany. They built a wall to keep capitalism out. Can you believe it? Thankfully it was torn down eventually and capitalism reigned supreme, as it always will.
"Look at me. I'm not privileged. My dad works a regular 9 to 5 job as a doctor. I go to a regular English-medium school, but even I know I can be a billionaire if I work hard enough. I don't need handouts," he said.
"There are so many opportunities now. One can also choose to travel to get perspective. Go backpacking across Pari. It's Pari, you know, you don't pronounce the S. Or work for YouBer for a month."
When one viewer finally pointed out a lot of the misinformation in Akhmed's statements, they were promptly blocked.
"No fake news here bro. I'm full legit. I'm not the media, socialists or Bernie Panders that I am going to lie to any of you."
Since the live stream, Akhmed has added yet another position to his profile, 'Podcaster at MyLife Podcast'.